Person 1: My sister-in-law does this. She is a new christian so she’s very much “holier than thou” these days. She will say shit like: “I luv how GOD has changed everything, I MEAN EVERYTHING, in my life for the better”
Person 2: What she wasn’t telling you is that GOD stands for Giant Orange Dildo.
From a comment on reddit. Gives a vivid new meaning to a whole bunch of phrases. “There but for the grace of GOD go I”, “Peace and GOD bless”, “In GOD we trust”, etc. It all makes sense now.
