Perhaps this is a good time to remember that gay and atheist presidents didn’t get us into the war in Iraq, the financial crisis, or turn your mortgage into toilet paper. It took some god-fearing vagina-penitrators to pull that off.
Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.
Person 1: My sister-in-law does this. She is a new christian so she’s very much “holier than thou” these days. She will say shit like: “I luv how GOD has changed everything, I MEAN EVERYTHING, in my life for the better”
Person 2: What she wasn’t telling you is that GOD stands for Giant Orange Dildo.
From a comment on reddit. Gives a vivid new meaning to a whole bunch of phrases. “There but for the grace of GOD go I”, “Peace and GOD bless”, “In GOD we trust”, etc. It all makes sense now.
Bobby Blane: There’s nothing wrong with prayer. We knew this firefighter, this trooper, who always caried a bible next to his heart. We used to mock him, but that bible stopped a bullet.
Jimmy: No shit.
Bobby Blane: Hand of God, that bible stopped a bullet, would of ruined that fucker’s heart. And had he had another bible in front of his face, that man would be alive today.
